mom: *turns off wifi*
mom: i’m doing it because i love you and i want the best for you
*at a job interview*
could you please describe yourself to us?
10/10 would bang
Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever.
I am so glad I found this. I hate calling hotlines. this is perfect, everyone must know.
d... d... d...
...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*